deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully


(Source: neon-vagina)


make me choose: tyler or josh? both!!

angel-with-a-nerf-gun:

"Love is an open doo-"

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ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

Women, we don’t say this enough, but thank you…
Thank you for not killing us in our sleep.
Sincerely,
Men.

The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.
Anonymous (via psych-facts)

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 


(Source: accordingtodevin)

  • cop: is that a joint between your teeth
  • me: no it's a metaphor