silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

trippyism:

The top of the falls. #yosemite by allitrippy

(Source: myownarea)

(Source: argylepotahtoes)

by Josiah van Dien

(Source: im-kind-of-a-misanthrope)

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

imperfectlyxo:

In case you haven’t heard this lately; I’m proud of you. You’re doing so well, keep going.

sunkelles:

the fact that the real world could have involved dragons, unicorns, magic, time travel and insane adventures but instead has things like taxes is why i read so much

(Source: onceinsideatardis)


dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi)